The NPCs living more conservative lives than you
NPC mum and dad voted remain and put their trust in the two-party system, but they live a life which right wing Twitter aspires to.
Cry havoc, and let slip the means of war
Britain faces a more grave threat from within than from without.
Bread and 60,000ft-high circuses
The Chinese balloon handily tested the Americans' mettle and showed it lacking once again.
You're not half the man your grandfather was
As the snowball of red meat, bench-pressing and intermittent fasting grows in size, so will the number of real men.
The flight of Britain’s futureless young
The young live without reward for their hard-work nor extract any fulfilment for a life in which they own nothing, have no privacy, and are certainly not happy about it.
British aid to Albania is an insult to us all
This nation continually refuses to deploy its own resources to protect itself from decay and pull itself out of the pit of stagnation.